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Psygnal
Dark Lord



Joined: 19 Aug 2007
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A purple glowing shadow-wolf. It's as elusive as smoke, and can walk through things. That's cool and all, but you can't pick up its poop. Pet: A forest wolf. Just your average moon-howling, forest padding, chicken eating feral woofer. Pet: A green glowing ferocious wolf spirit. The way it walks through the door when it wants 'walkies' is disconcerting. Pet: A large black wolf. He's cool, and he knows it. Pet: A cackling, mangy hyena. You've got to laugh, don't you? Pet: A large red hunting velociraptor. It's basically an iguana that learned to stand upright and eat people.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:09 pm    Post subject: LARP Reply with quote



Look very carefully at the above picture. It is as you'll know unless you've been living in a cave, from the movie Avatar.
Cool, isn't it? Right... now...

Compare... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc

I'm moderately sure that this is a sketch. I will admit that I haven't done my research either way... but it made me... 'chuckle' is perhaps not the right word. 'Choke on my own sick' might be closer. Smile

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Cruin
Colonol Canuck



Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 285


Pet: A chicken. The CHICKEN OF SHAME! Defenders Guild: Protectors of the weak and helpless. Usually for a price.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quite possibly one of the creepiest/funniest things I've seen in awhile. Confused

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Bongo
Lieutenant-General
Farts Rainbows


Joined: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 1891


Rare Item: A collection of the works of Gandalf The Grey, signed by the mage himself. In crayon. Pet: A bovine of average proportions. It goes moo at one end, and milk comes out the other. Nothing to it. Rare Item: Saurons Helm. Taken when he was struck down by the combined armies of Elf and Man. Turned upside down, it would make a great collander. Rare Item: The One Ring. The Ring of Power. The owner of this item thinks they are COMPLETELY invisible... nobody has the heart to say otherwise. Chaos Guild: Anarchy and Chaos are the order of business. Weapon: The epic battle axe is without precedent. It is sharp, swings true, and leaves no enemy standing. It just takes two people to carry the damn thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't view that because I'm at work. And in a test lab, in full view of six rows of desks.

Nevertheless... have you lot heard of otherkin? They're people who insist they're re-incarnated elves, or fairies, or dragons. Or all three. Or something even weirder. They all seem pretty desperate to be special and as far as I can make out, they exist solely so furries have someone to make fun of.

Well, now there are otherkin claiming to be re-incarnated Na'vi.

I'm not sure whether to have a quiet chuckle, or weep for our species.

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Psygnal
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007
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A purple glowing shadow-wolf. It's as elusive as smoke, and can walk through things. That's cool and all, but you can't pick up its poop. Pet: A forest wolf. Just your average moon-howling, forest padding, chicken eating feral woofer. Pet: A green glowing ferocious wolf spirit. The way it walks through the door when it wants 'walkies' is disconcerting. Pet: A large black wolf. He's cool, and he knows it. Pet: A cackling, mangy hyena. You've got to laugh, don't you? Pet: A large red hunting velociraptor. It's basically an iguana that learned to stand upright and eat people.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weep. Quietly.

Otherkin - How Awakenings Work... or the classic I am a Sex Vampire.

/facepalm.

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Bongo
Lieutenant-General
Farts Rainbows


Joined: 21 Aug 2007
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Rare Item: A collection of the works of Gandalf The Grey, signed by the mage himself. In crayon. Pet: A bovine of average proportions. It goes moo at one end, and milk comes out the other. Nothing to it. Rare Item: Saurons Helm. Taken when he was struck down by the combined armies of Elf and Man. Turned upside down, it would make a great collander. Rare Item: The One Ring. The Ring of Power. The owner of this item thinks they are COMPLETELY invisible... nobody has the heart to say otherwise. Chaos Guild: Anarchy and Chaos are the order of business. Weapon: The epic battle axe is without precedent. It is sharp, swings true, and leaves no enemy standing. It just takes two people to carry the damn thing.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't view that either, because I'm at the girlfriend's place, and if the topic comes up she'll insist on telling me (again) that most people have it wrong and furry sex habits are much less disturbing than common wisdom would have it.

She knows furries. She talks to furries. Why doesn't she hate and fear them like a normal person would?

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Psygnal
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007
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A purple glowing shadow-wolf. It's as elusive as smoke, and can walk through things. That's cool and all, but you can't pick up its poop. Pet: A forest wolf. Just your average moon-howling, forest padding, chicken eating feral woofer. Pet: A green glowing ferocious wolf spirit. The way it walks through the door when it wants 'walkies' is disconcerting. Pet: A large black wolf. He's cool, and he knows it. Pet: A cackling, mangy hyena. You've got to laugh, don't you? Pet: A large red hunting velociraptor. It's basically an iguana that learned to stand upright and eat people.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She doesn't make you go to bed wearing pyjamas that look suspiciously like this does she?



Or...



One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

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Bongo
Lieutenant-General
Farts Rainbows


Joined: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 1891


Rare Item: A collection of the works of Gandalf The Grey, signed by the mage himself. In crayon. Pet: A bovine of average proportions. It goes moo at one end, and milk comes out the other. Nothing to it. Rare Item: Saurons Helm. Taken when he was struck down by the combined armies of Elf and Man. Turned upside down, it would make a great collander. Rare Item: The One Ring. The Ring of Power. The owner of this item thinks they are COMPLETELY invisible... nobody has the heart to say otherwise. Chaos Guild: Anarchy and Chaos are the order of business. Weapon: The epic battle axe is without precedent. It is sharp, swings true, and leaves no enemy standing. It just takes two people to carry the damn thing.
Gold 10983
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Psygnal wrote:
She doesn't make you go to bed wearing pyjamas that look suspiciously like this does she?

Well no, but neither is she bothered by my excessive body hair.

...

OH. MY. GOD. Why didn't I see it before now?

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Gawain
Major
Rubber Truncheon


Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 306


Weapon: A fine magical sword for the true swordsman. It's also magical, but since nobody really knows what sort of magic, they're keeping themselves a bit distant, in case it explodes or something. Pet: A swaybacked old nag. It likes carrots and sugar lumps and long walks on the beach. Armour: A truly kingly set of solid metal armour. If you can tear yourself away from the mirror, it might even see combat.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just to give a small amount of respect back to the human race, the opening link is a sketch - parody, NOT reality.

Unfortunately, the same can not be said for the later links.

Hmm... maybe this is part of the appeal to being "otherkin". Who wants to belong to a species that contains these people?

I confess I too often look at the idiocies of the world in general and wish I could claim to not be related to these morons in any way!
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Karl
Lieutenant-Colonel
Britney Spears Fan!


Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 436


Pet: A cute little baby seal. Just don't turn your back, because we think it might be armed. Pet: A chicken. The CHICKEN OF SHAME! Pet: A cackling, mangy hyena. You've got to laugh, don't you? Pet: A bovine of average proportions. It goes moo at one end, and milk comes out the other. Nothing to it. Pet: A blue and white feathered battle-griffon. It leaves feathers everywhere, and smells funny. Pet: A large black bear. He has ticks, fleas, mites and parasites, and smells bad... but he's a wee scamp with a ball of wool.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh FFS these people can't be serious can they ? I don't mean the first video but the retards in the other clips.... otherkin ???!!

OH MY GOD !!!!! Surprised
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