How safe is your cat?

Psygnal · Dark Lord Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 3289 29515 15805

It amazes me just how much useful... indeed, potentially life-saving... stuff there is to find on the internet. For example, I have recently become concerned by the intentions of Smeagol, our little black cat. I am beginning to wonder if he's got some kind of secret ulterior motive.

Fortunately, there is a test to help you establish whether your cat is evil, and is trying to kill you...

... the only surprise is that the percentage is so low.

Psyg'

Hobbit · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:29 am Post subject:

Glad the heads-up proved useful.

Psygnal · Dark Lord Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 3289 29515 15805

Carolyn got 96%, and apparently tastes like grilled chicken, so I figure I've got a buffer zone of safety there, for a while at least.

Psyg'

Bongo · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:15 am Post subject:

My parents' cat may have been plotting to kill them, but they got to her first. Poor little bugger got put down last week when her kidneys failed. Sad

She was 18 years old, so she had a good run by anyone's standards. Not the world's friendliest animal, but I'm sad to see her go.

Bongo