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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:44 pm    Post subject: Taking the whole anti Mother-in-Law thing too far Reply with quote


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10564555

Extreme measures, methinks.

He's obviously a really crap shot.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


It also doesn't say much for Bosnia in that the closest thing at hand for the son-in-law to attack his mother-in-law was frakkin rocket launcher. I suppose that grabbing a rocket launcher to kill a family member instead of, oh I don't know, let's say a knife could be held as a good measure of how much conflict a country has endured.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


Cruin wrote:
I suppose that grabbing a rocket launcher to kill a family member instead of, oh I don't know, let's say a knife could be held as a good measure of how much conflict a country has endured.

Maybe he just really really wanted to be sure she was dead.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Bongo wrote:
Maybe he just really really wanted to be sure she was dead.


I bet he's wishing now that he'd read the manual first. Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


Cruin wrote:
I bet he's wishing now that he'd read the manual first. Confused

Even in Bosnia, the manual's probably in Japanese.

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